Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh my God, I never really tweet, but there's a moment every day I write one and then delete it. — James Corden Copy Share Image
I've quite often written tweets that I think are across that line, but I just delete them. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
I don't think for one minute anything I tweet makes a difference, I just can't not tweet. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image