Are you a cop?- me to every woman I'm about to sleep with. — Nikhil Saluja Every woman Copy Share Image
I delete tweets If I spell a word wrong, FUCK YOU if you saw it. — Nikhil Saluja Fuck Copy Share Image
I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The only thing I like about libraries is that people are encouraged to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Libraries Copy Share Image
You have boobs. I like boobs. I'm talking to you in an attempt to touch your boobs - Me getting to the… — Nikhil Saluja Touch Boobs Copy Share Image
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. — Nikhil Saluja Politicians Copy Share Image
Damn baby, are you free Wi-Fi? 'Cause I want to log into your hotspot. — Nikhil Saluja Free Copy Share Image
People with more than 50,000 tweets should officially be declared as Senior Citizens of Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Senior Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their… — Nikhil Saluja Breast Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Adventurous spirit Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my… — Nikhil Saluja Disposal Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Artist Copy Share Image
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Your phone's ringing. Yeah, phones actually meant to do that. — Nikhil Saluja Phones Copy Share Image
Please stop flirting with me. I'm not available. Lets have sex! — Nikhil Saluja Available Copy Share Image
LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
