The only way a girl can get me to come over, is if she let's me cum in her back door. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by holding a gun at their head and asking them questions. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm starting to accept the fact that the closest I'll ever get to having a superpower is being invisible on FB chat.. — Nikhil Saluja Accept The Fact Copy Share Image
I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja Books Copy Share Image
Just caught myself looking up bed sheets on Amazon because I don't want to wash the ones I have. — Nikhil Saluja Bed sheets Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'… — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away; — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up.… — Nikhil Saluja Amazing Copy Share Image
Homeless people give the best advice, everything they say always makes a lot of cents. — Nikhil Saluja Homeless people Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
