Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I don't even care what brand clothes a girl is wearing. I just like to imagine her naked. — Nikhil Saluja Brand Clothes Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time… — Nikhil Saluja Attraction Copy Share Image
Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies. — Nikhil Saluja Nature Copy Share Image
Domestic violence is what I do to my toilet after eating Taco Bell. — Nikhil Saluja Domestic violence Copy Share Image
My superpower is not puking on my lappy when I read your inspirational tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
We have a weight limit for elevators but not for leggings. Why damn why? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
Always look on the bright side. Unless your bright side has Justin Beiber in it. — Nikhil Saluja Bright side Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK: The only place where you can have a MILLION siblings! Their mothers must be Sluts! — Nikhil Saluja Brotherhood Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
