The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Denying Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Forgiveness isn't something we do for other people. We do it for ourselves to get well and move on. — Nikhil Saluja Forgiveness Copy Share Image
I've realized something today. No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on… — Nikhil Saluja Destiny Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world: 1. The NICEST place is to be in someones Thoughts, and 2. The SAFEST… — Nikhil Saluja Nicest Place Copy Share Image
Two things bring happiness & success in life: 1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and 2. The way you… — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm… — Nikhil Saluja Blonde Copy Share Image
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Adopted Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Semen Copy Share Image
You are beautiful... when you don't need a mirror to tell you. — Nikhil Saluja Beautiful Copy Share Image
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
