If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend — Nikhil Saluja Imaginary Girlfriend Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Choices Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
You are rich... when you never need more than what you have. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say treat people the way you like to be treated. I say retweet people the way they retweet you!. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Chicks with 6 pack abs come into the bedroom with WWE entrance music. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Well son, your mother and I met on Twitter, then later we... NO DON'T LOOK AT HER AVI — Nikhil Saluja Parenting Copy Share Image
If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan. — Nikhil Saluja Justin beiber Copy Share Image
If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, shes a slut. But if a guy does it¦ hes gay. Definately gay. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Beating a women is unacceptable. Period. She tries to hit you first, do like I do and tickle her until she pisses… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. — Nikhil Saluja Politics Copy Share Image
You have to know the Rules of the Game, Then you have to Play better than anyone else! — Nikhil Saluja Rules of the game Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat girl waiting in Mc D for her burger. This tweet is for you fat girl! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
