A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm in an open relationship with alcohol: I open it. I drink it. — Nikhil Saluja Drink Copy Share Image
My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote. — Nikhil Saluja Remote Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers. — Nikhil Saluja Early morning Copy Share Image
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do… — Nikhil Saluja Asshole Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Commitment Copy Share Image
I'd rather get all my girls fucked, electrocuted, thrown in a river and eaten by piranhas before becoming a part of inspirational… — Nikhil Saluja Fucked Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Asshole Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Bible Copy Share Image
