I will never hate on you, unless you disrespect me, or hate on me first. That's just the kind of person I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Every day Copy Share Image
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, I was wrong. And, when right, the mature person need not experience… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted. — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
I wish my real life friends were more like my followers. Especially the part where they mention me and I ignore them. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
If you have to ask the person if they're bored, you already know the answer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Detailed list of people who asked for your opinion: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Live for what tomorrow has to Offer, not for what yesterday has taken away.! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is similar to Boxing game.. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down; It is declared when you refuse to Get… — Nikhil Saluja Boxing Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
People with more than 50,000 tweets should officially be declared as Senior Citizens of Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Senior Copy Share Image
You are merciful... when you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Being the bigger person Copy Share Image
