Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman.... Men would come with software to be custom designed — Nikhil Saluja Programming Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saving your virginity for someone special is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby. — Nikhil Saluja New Born Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Just found out that my girlfriends are just using me for my penis and good looks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If Marriages are made in Heaven, then Sex is to be had on Earth ! — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up &… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
