Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Just stubbed my toe. I assume it's aids.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Oh please forgive me, I was in the hospital still recovering from my car accident when you stumped your toe.... — Patrina Copy Share Image
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
As for being AIDS infested, I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested. — Eminem Copy Share Image
“This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
What's the nastiest injury I've sustained? Just a frostbitten toe... but thankfully it's still intact. — Ben Saunders Copy Share Image
Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
