Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman. — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
I have said it before and I will say it again: Impeachment is off the table. — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
Before boxing I was a car salesman but I was horrible at it and had to make a living elsewhere. — Michael Buffer Copy Share Image
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
Got rejected for a job as a car salesman. Apparently A professional in fake laughing and bullshit wasn't what they were looking… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I used to sell cars. Well, technically… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below… — Cher Copy Share Image
“Wallace Boyer (Car Salesman): Sell cars long enough and you'll see: Nobody's all that original. Any lone weirdo comes from a big… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn't matter… — Scott Bakula Copy Share Image
“Is this Jimmy Redstone?” the male voice at the other end of the line inquired. I couldn’t identify the voice. I didn’t… — David Harry Copy Share Image
If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
For years, TransCanada has been selling the Keystone XL pipeline to Americans with all of the enthusiasm of a used car salesman… — Tom Steyer Copy Share Image
“Why would we not only believe, but become eternally beholden to some unctuous car salesman who claims to be putting the lives… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“He's calling you a Cool Girl to fool you! That's what men do: they try to make it sound like you are… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
“Max dances around in a circle with one leg pulled up, and people move away as if he's mentally unstable. He and… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“For all the ugly vices that capitalism encourages, it's at least interesting, exciting, it offers possiblities. In America, the struggle is at… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
“The only trouble was, I wasn't with a group of my peers. Who are my peers? [...] And there I was with… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people… — Billy Childish Copy Share Image
“Suddenly his face twisted into a sneer. ‘Oh, I can see what you’re thinking, Hartmann. “What a vulgar fellow! A car salesman!… — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
I don't think any rapper can go back. You can be a car salesman, a bank teller - I mean, really good… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I love the Elvis movies. I used to watch them. In every single one of his movies he wasn't acting as a… — Larry Mullen, Jr Copy Share Image
People worship anyone in the entertainment industry. You can be a used-car salesman and have a television commercial on the local station,… — Mark Foster Copy Share Image
A salesman, like the storage battery in your car, is constantly discharging energy. Unless he is recharged at frequent intervals he soon… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When Americans are asked to rank professions in terms of honesty and ethics, insurance agents routinely end up near the bottom of… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
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