Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I don't tweet here. I'm a consultant.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Twitter Witty facebook
Your tweet is as important as if you would have written a Ph.D. [dissertation] on the subject. — Raoul Peck Copy Share Image
I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my… — Audrey Tautou Copy Share Image
I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense. — Kiernan Shipka Copy Share Image
My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do. — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
