Witty facebook Quotes

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

— Nikhil Saluja

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care.

— Nikhil Saluja

You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't tweet here. I'm a consultant.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

— Nikhil Saluja

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

— Nikhil Saluja

How about never? Is never good for you?

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Abortion It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.

— Nikhil Saluja

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

— Nikhil Saluja

Act like a lady. Think like a man(iac).

— Nikhil Saluja

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet.

— Nikhil Saluja