It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Abortion It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
