Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

— Tommy Cooper

One policeman may be a friend, but two are the Law.

— Margery Allingham

A man in Michigan stole nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-11 store and then told police that his crack cocaine habit drove…

— Seth Meyers

When I was fourteen years old, I got arrested for battering an officer and resisting arrest with violence. I was beat up by the…

— Laura Jane Grace

I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to…

— John Waters

Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put…

— Terry Pratchett

Initially charged with assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest I was held for 36 hours, was beaten by cops and made to stand…

— John Blair

I don’t see any police cars.” “They probably had to park a couple blocks over. Anyway, as I was saying, I noticed illegal substances…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I was arrested when I was 19 for inciting a riot.

— Wyatt Cenac

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

Two teenagers on a bus.. its gonna be a party!

— Cody Simpson

“Cops and schoolteachers,” Sloan said with satisfaction. “A cop and schoolteacher bar. The teachers drink like fish. The cops hit on the schoolteachers. One…

— John Sandford