Accidents Quote by Terry Pratchett
“Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest," said Vimes.”
About This Quote
Source Discworld: Night Watch, 2002
A humorous exchange highlighting the absurdity of self‑inflicted injuries and bureaucratic reporting.
In simple terms: Comedy about injuries and police paperwork.
Key Takeaway
Question absurdities in official procedures.
Themes
humor
bureaucracy
police
Mood
wry
satirical
Type
humorous
philosophical
When to use this quote
- law enforcement
- courtroom
- media reporting
Key Concepts
satire
absurdity
Questions to Reflect On
- Why do authorities label injuries as self‑inflicted?
- What does this reveal about institutional attitudes?
A Different Perspective
May trivialize serious injury.
