Airplane Quote by John Waters

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.

— Amy Vanderbilt

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

— Anonymous

Imagine smoking without police provoking

— Vybz Kartel

I believe that I would not have smoked had I seen a label on a cigarette package or in a cigarette ad that said…

— Amanda Blake

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

If I got a flight to catch and I just bought a half o-z, I'll smoke it all - I can't get weed on…

— Method Man

I would rather people not smoke. I certainly appreciate the fact that smoking is not legal in restaurants and bars. That used to stop…

— Ian Bremmer

I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the spinning blades…

— Nikhil Saluja

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

— Douglas Adams

Stick me in a confessional and ask the question: Sir, if you had the authority, would you forbid smoking in America? You'd get a…

— William F. Buckley, Jr

Are we really living in a time where we still need to remind people not to smoke on airplanes? Like...For real?

— JoJo

Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?

— Hank Aaron