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“Beeping smoke detectors means low batteries, not 'take them out and burn your kitchen down.' Fire Captain James Haskell failing badly at flirting over…

— Carina Alyce

“...so we could all burn in our beds with no warning?' 'Oh, you’d have plenty of warning, ma’am. The smoke detectors all work.”

— Beth Kendrick

If there is a smoke, there is a fire, the saying goes, That is quite true, but one should find what the fire is,…

— Tariq Ramadan

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.

— Mitch Hedberg

With gas cookers and chip pans in every kitchen, the chip-pan fire was by far the most popular method these Proddies had for burning…

— Adrian McKinty

For those, like me, who can't rely on being given a home smoker this Christmas, you can build your own approximation with just a…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

“What is toast?” says Snowman to himself, once they’ve run off. Toast is when you take a piece of bread – What is bread?…

— Margaret Atwood

I literally look at toast and it burns, I don't know how to do it.

— Coleen Nolan

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

— George Bernard Shaw

“TIMING TOAST Grook on how to char for yourself There's an art of knowing when. Never try to guess. Toast until it smokes and…

— Piet Hein

Fire is next akin to smoke.

— Plautus

At school nobody ever taught us how to light a cigarette in a storm of rain, nor how a fire could be made with…

— Erich Maria Remarque