Broke Quote by Woody Allen

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I spent nine days in the Downtown Los Angeles City Jail. The judge gave me a suspended sentence and I went to work that…

— Louis Armstrong

I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended…

— Marc Wallice

Wrapped in a police blanket, I watched the rain and smoked one black cigarette after another...

— Anonymous

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign.…

— Arielle Kebbel

My mother would take me to jazz concerts in the park and everybody was smoked out. She gave me the intro and then she…

— Prefuse 73

I was going to go to a midnight screening of 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure' in college, and it's the sort of thing where people dress…

— Paul Rust

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school…

— Luke Perry

Even in the nineties, when it was mad and there were photographers all around the house, it never occurred to me to send someone…

— Noel Gallagher

Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats. Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make…

— Blink 182

Ridin dirty got this weed in my sock on the seat a plastic glock, ah shit I see the cops. They lookin they lookin…

— Lil Wyte

Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a…

— Red Hot Chili Peppers