Acid Quote by Tommy Cooper

Police arrested 2 youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one & let the other off.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Don't do acid, kids.”

— Don Imus

Every time my children see the police come in and sweep our home and yard looking for bombs, it disturbs them.

— Anita Bryant

“Kids will take shots of white strong liquor, they will smoke weed wrapped in thick blunts, they will even take Ecstasy or prescription pain…

— Jesmyn Ward

CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.

— Rick Bayan

When I was fourteen years old, I got arrested for battering an officer and resisting arrest with violence. I was beat up by the…

— Laura Jane Grace

If you've driven your kids to the store, and you leave them for five minutes, by far the most dangerous thing you've done is…

— Kim Brooks

Excellent. They were flammable.

— James Patterson

A man in Michigan stole nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-11 store and then told police that his crack cocaine habit drove…

— Seth Meyers

Young children are being arrested and subjected to court appearances for behaviors that can only be termed as trivial.

— Henry Giroux

I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to…

— John Waters

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

— Henry Fielding