At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as her mouth was full. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Snarling an oath from an Icelandic saga, I reclaimed my place at the head of the queue. "Oy!" yelled a punk rocker, with studs in his cranium. "There's a fackin' queue!" Never apologize, advises Lloyd George. Say it again, only… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image