“From: Anastasia Steele Subject: Moaning Date: May 31 2011 19:39 EST To: Christian Grey Gotta go. Laters, baby. ..... From: Christian Grey… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
You can't fake comedy. You can't make it look beautiful or put an interesting bit of music on in the background: funny… — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist. — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
“They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I object! What? Bugger, was that acting? Is not courtroom, Katya. Shut up! I'm not good at having two conversations at once.… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
I love romantic comedy, but I think you have to have another idea that you're chasing along with romantic comedy. — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
“Tanaquil gently toed the peeve. "I'll unfasten the window. Jump out to the lower roof and run." "Stay and bite," said the… — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Can I help you?" he said, in a manner which indicated very clearly that not only did he not wish to help… — Graham Austin-King Copy Share Image
We’re all pros already. 1) We show up every day 2) We show up no matter what 3) We stay on the… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
“Excellent," said Cinder, standing up and brushing off her hands. "I was beginning to worry we wouldn't have a pilot for when… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“And then there's the perverse joy of subtly working in references to marathon training in daily life, say at the post office… — Sarah Bowen Shea Copy Share Image
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“You said yourself the guy looks like he pleasures himself to pictures of Rahm Emanuel.” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“A demigod?” I repeated like I’d just learned to speak a few seconds ago. “A real, live demigod?” “Opposed to a fake,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
The 4D style, or cosmic comics and relativistic humor, is based on Einstein's theory of relativity which I came up with 20… — Javad Alizadeh Copy Share Image
“In life there are heads and there are tails however when one starts to excrete thoughts out of the latter and proceed… — Ryan Cayne Copy Share Image
“Sahara knew she should be worried about the fact that she’d been in bed with a man who’d caused that kind of… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Any chance I’d get to see you in that bikini?” Zahara punched him in the arm. “No more talk of me in… — Annabell Cadiz Copy Share Image
“Are you going to rape me at any point or anything?" I just figured it was good to get things out in… — Domashita Romero Copy Share Image
“A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I used to do a lot of comedy. I don't know what happened. I think it's my face. — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
You must be accommodating with your teacher. You must have a sense of humor about your teacher and the impossible things they… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I appreciate all the trouble you went to in order to ensure my survival.” “Purely selfish, I assure you.” “Because you need… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
“The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“As Toppers rose from her seat on a sofa to meet him, Storm realized that he was looking at an architectural marvel.… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“There was no way I was knocking on his door when I made my pizza or beans. No way in hell. In… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Mothering Oxymoron: Reminding the kids to not talk with food in their mouths, yet I have food in my mouth while trying… — Mommy Moo Moo Copy Share Image
