Although no one explicitly wants a president who could have a reliable fall back career in stand-up comedy, everyone shudders at the… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
There's a way of doing comedy that feels true to the person doing it, that doesn't feel like clown-work or silly faces… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal… — Keith Laumer Copy Share Image
I'm not temperamentally into high comedy. I'm not a Noel Coward kind of girl. — Kelly Reilly Copy Share Image
Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or… — Kirstie Collins Brote Copy Share Image
“I don't accept the currently fashionable assertion that any view is automatically as worthy of respect as any equal and opposite view.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“thats why i'm staying here,"claire said."with you.tonight."shane took in a deep breath."clothes stay on." "mostly,"she agreed. "you know,your parents really are right… — Rachel Caine-Feast of Fools Copy Share Image
“Shoving aside fear and self-doubt, I met his eyes, aiming for absolute confidence in both my stance and my voice. “My father… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“A layer of fine powder coats his skin. “My lungs are turning to concrete,” Rob wheezes, hacking and spitting. “So are my… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Nothing discourages unwanted questions as much as a flow of pious bleating” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in… — Nasim Pedrad Copy Share Image
There are people that have only seen me in dramatic stuff and they go, "Oh, I didn't know you could do comedy,"… — Colin Hanks Copy Share Image
“Some brainless comedy where actors with perfect white teeth spoke their lines then froze in place to let the laugh track unwind.” — James Sallis Copy Share Image
“people without sense of humor aren't much fun to be around, no matter how far they've gotten.” — Jane Stanton Hitchcock Copy Share Image
“Suffice it to say I was compelled to create this group in order to find everyone who is, let's say, borrowing liberally… — Sarah Schmelling Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That Grace looked annoyed at me. "I didn't say you would go to jail, Junie B.," she said. "I just wish you… — Barbara Park Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I ask my wife last night why she love me? She said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you… — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
“Didn’t your mom teach you to not creep up on a girl in a hearse?” I snapped even though I knew my… — HeyLoQueeKayy Copy Share Image
“Calais took all of a fraction of a second—I've yet to learn how to gauge his speed—to appear beside me, taking the… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
I think I have specialised in comedy movies. And people have liked me in them. — Lara Dutta Copy Share Image
I've done two Shakespeare tragedies, so I'd desperately like to do comedy. It would be nice not to die. — Morfydd Clark Copy Share Image
