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“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” quote by Tara Sivec — Download Open image

““a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?””

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“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.”

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“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses”

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“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face now, right?”…

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“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn time.”

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