It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an opportunity to urge you to work with… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty. — Badshah Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Playing video games and making comics didn’t look like raw materials for success. In fact, what we were doing looked very similar… — Jerry Holkins Copy Share Image
“Be not fickle with your riddles, Alasír,” she said. “You and I both suspect the same thing. Someone has been out here… — Jacob D. Lochner Copy Share Image
Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
My real name is Madeleine Wickham, under which I write dramas with an edge of humour. As Sophie Kinsella it's fast, all-out… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Long distance is hard. You have to trust that as you each change on your own, your relationship will also change along… — Craig M. Mullaney Copy Share Image
Githa Hariharan's fiction is wonderful-full of subtleties and humor and tenderness. — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
“They seemed to have all the ingredients for successful living: philosophy, faith, a sense of humor (they could laugh at themselves), clear-cut… — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Lessons for Leaders Humor is one of the most effective leadership tools. The ability to use humor skillfully has served American presidents… — Dennis N. T. Perkins Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I come across as superficial. Of this I am aware. However, you may be confident that inside my head I am… — John Dolan Copy Share Image
All my work shares a kind of balance between black comedy and sad and despairing melancholy. — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
“MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor;… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I mean comedy is something that's very personal and people have strong opinions about. — Matt Lucas Copy Share Image
Comedy is an indoors thing, so I take every opportunity to go outside. A lot of that involves finding places that are… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor… — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet. — Robert Morgan Copy Share Image
I am not going to say you are right because I could not take it if you smirked." "I do not smirk,"… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Could soldiers read? Mr Norrell did not know. He turned with a look of desperate appeal to Childermass. Childermass shrugged.” — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.” — Howard Florey Copy Share Image
If you examine the history of any playwright of the past twenty - five or thirty years - I'm not talking about… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
“In spite of all the red flags and signs that Marc had more baggage than Imelda Marcos taking shoes on vacation, I… — Cierra Rantoul Copy Share Image
“The shackles." She stirred. "Aryal has both sets of chains, and the key," she told him, muffled against his skin. "She swears… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the… — Bob Beckel Copy Share Image
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm working. And when I do work, I come in, I do my time and… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
“Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of… — Daniel W. Drezner Copy Share Image
