“Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art.” — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that Zac Effron showed up at my door shirtless with a bouquet of flowers..yep, I’m still waiting on… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
You don't want to continue to do one thing and only one thing. You want to keep challenging yourself and if you… — Lucy Liu Copy Share Image
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I tried to find a word for it in my thesaurus, but there isn't one. At least, not one that doesn't belittle… — Bennett Madison Copy Share Image
“Talaith leaned forward, studied her youngest daughter. “You think you’re evil?” “Pure evil,” Izzy clarified, which got her a rather vicious glare… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid.” — Mindy Schanback Copy Share Image
“Please, someone tell me I wouldn‘t be that annoying if I had girlfriends.” — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
When I devoted myself to poetry - and poetry is a very serious medium - I don't think the people that knew… — Ana Castillo Copy Share Image
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“Say'st thou me so? is that a ton of moys? Come hither, boy: ask me this slave in French What is his… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Comedy tends to come out of things which are quite painful and serious. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I love comedy. There's just something so great about making people laugh. And for me, too, whenever I laugh, it just makes… — Stefanie Scott Copy Share Image
“Wait until you see what I bought," Tina gushed with a female's mistaken belief that a man was ever interested in what… — Nancy Gideon Copy Share Image
Is it just my imagination or are there a lot of Psychotic people in here? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like comedy a lot. I love comedy. It's so much fun, but it's hard, too. — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
“DeAngelo blew up my bus, so I filled his car with shit. Genius, right?" "DeAngelo didn't blow up the bus," Connie said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My partner after Fred Freeman was Jerry Belson. And Jerry Belson, after I was doing so well writing situation comedy, said, this… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
I'm a goofball, so I think comedy is one of my stronger points, as an actor. I just never get to do… — Tinsel Korey Copy Share Image
I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community. — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Stephen King has inspired me with his humor and honesty, and his admonition that the author's job is to tell the truth. — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“You are the opposite of romantic. Did anyone ever tell you that?" "I am full of romance. I like sunsets and the… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
'Something Borrowed' is looking like a romantic comedy, but it's a comedy. It shines as a comedy; it's definitely not just about… — Ashley Williams Copy Share Image
