“Wait," I said as Noah slipped a book from a shelf and headed toward the door. "Where are you going?" "To read?"… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“If a man tells you that he is fond of the Imitation , view him with sudden suspicion; he is either a… — Ronald A. Knox Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“They had not been long there before Lord Dumbello did group himself. 'Fine day,' he said, coming up and occupying the vacant… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
I think there are probably just as many adults who would miss the humor of my books, if not more, as there… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“Four of us,' said Morwen. The cats yowled. 'Yes, I know, and of course you're coming, but you can't carry a bucket… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go… — David Chase Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been a musician and a songwriter for years, since I was a teenager, and made my living doing that on and… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
“I was no longer in the mood for hamburger phones and a whacked out girl named Juno.” — Alexandria Rhodes Copy Share Image
“Women have no appreciation of good looks—at least, good women have not.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Tesla,” the vicar mused. “That’s a foreign name, is it not? Hungarian, is it?” “Serbian,” I corrected him. “I’m afraid the ——shire… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
“He has to pay people who have a sense of humor. Since he’s lacking one,” I added, when Ethan didn’t laugh. “I… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of… — Phil Anselmo Copy Share Image
“By Gad,' exclaimed Welsh, 'I’d manage a nunnery for £500!' 'I daresay you would, but a suicidal, and possibly homicidal, lunatic isn’t… — J. Storer Clouston Copy Share Image
“There were times that Tiercel thought that the Wild Magic had a far greater sense of humor than the Light-Priests had ever… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And somebody might now want to ask me, "Can't you ever be serious?" The answer is, "No.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“Twenty-seven.” His brow puckered, and he blinked over at her. “Twenty-seven hundred years, right?” If he were speaking to Taliyah, yes. “No.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“We’ve found his lair in a mortal city called York—” “It’s New York,” Stelian said with a roll of his eyes, as… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
“Oh, dear, she thought, this is probably more democracy than an Englishman can stand.” — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
“Say, darling, I'm giving you this wonderful present, it's a machine that eats at one end and shits out the other, it's… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Looks like you've learned your lesson! The planet of Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, can even use the stink of… — Naoko Takeuchi Copy Share Image
Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns?… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
