Humor Quote by M.A. George Download Open image ““Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.”” — M.A. George ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Kiss my ass Paranormal-romance Sarcastic humor
“But like every kiss, this one is an answer, a clumsy but tender answer to a question that eludes the power of language.” — Sándor Márai Copy Share Image
“Like a kiss on the lips is the one who gives an honest answer.” — Bible Proverbs 24 26 Copy Share Image
“What first kiss holds passion? It is a question seeking an answer.” — Violet Winspear Copy Share Image
“I got a question for you, gonna come over here and kiss me with those pretty lips?” — aggybird Copy Share Image
“If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye. The” — Michael Port Copy Share Image
“I’m not ever letting your sexy ass get too far away from me again.” “How far is too far?” I asked. “It’s all too… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case,… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“For someone so intuitive,” he said, shaking his head, “sometimes you only see what you expect to see.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Think of mental energy as broadcasting on a certain wavelength,” he tried to explain. “People with powers of the mind can tap into that wavelength…” “That’s all fine and good,” I nodded, “but evidently my transmitter is broken. Or much more likely…I never had one in the first place.” “Ah, yes,” he nodded unenthusiastically, “and your nose is mounted upside-down.”… — M.A. George Copy Share
“You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk. He just shrugged with a playful smile, his eyes momentarily flitting toward my pants before returning to meet my gaze. “It’s an expression,” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t tell me you aren’t familiar with it, Mr. Smarty Pants.” “You have… — M.A. George Copy Share
“The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Don’t be so concerned,” he whispered. “We will get through this, I promise.” “What makes you so certain?” I couldn’t help my skepticism. “We have no other choice,” he replied matter-of-factly. “Is that really all you can come up with?” I scowled. “Couldn’t you just lie and tell me you have some kind of secret badass weapon that is going… — M.A. George Copy Share
“A teasing smirk flitted across his face, as he completed his thought, “I’ll try not to take it too hard if I fail miserably, because you can be the world’s greatest skeptic…” “Nah…” I coughed out a little chuckle, “not when you’re involved. I’m your number one fan…You couldn’t shake me if you tried.” I gave him a playful wink,… — M.A. George Copy Share
“You and your ‘potential’,” I lazily rolled my eyes. “According to you, everyone has it…and no one is living up to it.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“You can be intensely aggravating...” His expression struck me as closer to boredom than aggravation. “And somehow I suspect this isn’t the first time… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the Holy crap,… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
