“If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of… — Robert Stikmanz Copy Share Image
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
“Remember the Hottentots?" asked James. "They've become the Khoi now, which means that the Germans will have to retire that wonderful word… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“I peered around the corner into the main recovery ward. All I could see were surgeons. Surgeons filling out those incessant forms.… — Lauren Pearce Copy Share Image
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“He'd done his walls with paint from Holy Basil. God, I yearned for their colors. I hadn't been able to afford them… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Before he left, he took an ivy leaf from a book that was in his pocket and handed it to me, with… — Oddný Eir Copy Share Image
Holographic Strip club. You can look but you can't touch. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Humor is really one of the hardest things to define, very hard. And it's very ambiguous. You have it, or you don't.… — Heinrich Boll Copy Share Image
“Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last… — Missy Welsh Copy Share Image
“I knew that Sundays in England aren't just ordinary dull Sundays, the same the world over, which demand that one simply tiptoe… — Javier Marias Copy Share Image
“Anyway, she thinks we're going to be all right. Like she says, a positive attitude is ninety-seven percent of the battle." This… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Berbicara soal pelet, dulu selalu berhubungan dengan bogem mentah, tetapi kini pelet hanya sebatas pakan ikan.” — Ali Zaenal Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy with no plan to do voice work. Voice work came as a function of doing comedy and meeting… — H. Jon Benjamin Copy Share Image
“This is why we work together," he said. "We're different, but harmonious".” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
People tell me all the time when they meet me, in comedy, they say 'You have that type like Sofia Vergara; you… — Lele Pons Copy Share Image
“I’ve got two Neptunes here,” said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, “that can’t be right, can… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“A little hypocrisy and a little compromise oils the wheels of social life” — Gregory Bateson Copy Share Image
“While the churches, bringing the sweet smell of piety for the soul, came in prancing and farting like brewery horses in bock-beer… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“It is a scientific fact that the crack between the stove and the kitchen counter serves as a kind of voracious black… — Jared Gulian Copy Share Image
No other show was as absurd as 'Crackerjack'. It had Stu Francis, who was the first person I saw on TV telling… — Paul Sinha Copy Share Image
“I was living a dark life, where the only bright thing was frosting.” — Bailey Elizabeth Copy Share Image
“You can call me Pastor-and before Mr. Sox Fan gets his panties in a wad, I want everyone to know I'm legit.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The Language of Sand has something for everyone: myths, mystery, community, humor, grief, and ultimately healing. I found myself not only rooting… — Brunonia Barry Copy Share Image
“Halfway through the set, the lead singer, who goes by Cloud, knife in hand, begins to stab at the cutout of Copal… — Fernando A. Flores Copy Share Image
