Funny Quote by J.R. Ward

“The only thing I remember about his being ordained minister was that my mem had just had a baby so she hadn’t gone to…

— Ora-Jay Eash

“As I speak for many in the budding new missional church world I have to share that I no longer judge the faithful fervent…

— Hugh Halter & Matt Smay

“Being a pastor is God’s way of redeeming my incessant need to be the center of attention.”

— Michael Hidalgo

“I miss the honor of serving as a parish pastor. There is nothing quite like it. The most challenging aspect of the job is…

— Matthew C. Harrison

“Red Sox looked around Jane at the patient, “Your mind reading coming back?” “With her? Sometimes?” “Huh. You getting anything from anyone else?” “Nope.”…

— J.R. Ward

“what inning is the world in right now, would you say? Top of the ninth? Bottom of the ninth?” “Neither,” the pastor said. His…

— Tim LaHaye

“Pastor Ray O. Jones stated his feelings well as he wrote of a conversation he had with a nine-year–old boy. * The youngster had…

— Howard B. Foshee

“I felt so revived in spirit that I put five dollars in the plate, and afterward, in front of the church, shook hands warmly…

— John Steinbeck

“I learned I didn't matter from the very same place that lifted me up, the place I'd found my center and voice: school. And…

— Patrisse Khan-Cullors

“Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he’d sired half the congregation.”

— Sam Torode

“The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, ‘What a lovely sermon!’ but ‘I will do something.’” — Billy…

— Ken Hensley

“As a pastor, if nothing else I want to be remembered for giving the Word.”

— Jerry Kinard