I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I never looked at my future as comedy. Even at Second City, I always thought of it as acting. I knew I… — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
All in all, I think that out of all musical genres, the world of metal is the most escapist one. Metal is… — Tuomas Holopainen Copy Share Image
“But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.” — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“Why is It called breaKing news cause it might break your heart or mIndset” — efiba progress Copy Share Image
“Ruth Cole was a novelist; novelists are not at their best when they go off half-cocked. She believed that she would prepare… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Thought you were making a James Band Joke. Hard to tell with that accent” — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
The staff at Buckingham Palace are amazing. They are so quintessentially British in their comedy. Like sort of going 'Welcome to the… — Sam Ryder Copy Share Image
“You’ve lost faith in yourself? Isn’t that rich? A god who’s become a self-atheist!” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
She is like a book with many pages, like a novel with ironic flaws, unpredictable twist with a dash of sarcastic humor,… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
“You're Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?" As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government?” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“Now that they had gotten wise, it took Adam no time at all to notice they were also naked. And once it… — Wendy Bertsch Copy Share Image
“Of course I’m biased, what else could I be? Bias makes the world go round, sometimes a little too fast.” — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
“Kagan's law of first contact,'You'll surprise you more than they will.” — Janet Kagan Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Conspiracy theorists who are claiming that we didn't really kill Bin Laden must be reminded that they didn't think he… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of… — Paige Turco Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“He would make a good lamp post if he'd weather better and didn't have to eat.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You sneaked into my cabin?” Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two months. You can’t seriously be worried about… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“She was good-natured with a ribald sense of humour, breaking wind fairly frequently and uninhibitedly, then asking in a loud voice: “Who’s… — Susie Kelly Copy Share Image
I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor. — Annie Leibovitz Copy Share Image
Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of… — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
What I loved about 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin,' the title is the easy sell, but when you see the movie, the comedy… — Peyton Reed Copy Share Image
“A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution.” — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful. — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
“Cock of the Rock: so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means!!! it’s not like it’s the end of the world!… — Powerhh Copy Share Image
