Humor Quote by Wendy Bertsch

“What men always seem to ignore is that until Eve arrived, Adam didn't even have his own apartment. He'd never tasted beer, and there…

— Bruce Cameron

“Adam wants to know what took you so long? "Tell him I had wild, passionate sex with a complete stranger.”

— Patricia Briggs

“The enormity of the world grew and grew inside Adam, and he didn’t know if he could hold it. He was just a boy.…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Adam decided that since I was going to keep getting into trouble, the only thing he could so was try to ensure I could…

— Patricia Briggs

“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at. A body…

— Mark Twain

“Make me feel naughty, Adam. Can do.”

— Olivia Cunning

“With you, I am Adam. And you are my beautiful Eve. Let's run away, find our garden, live there together, happy. Naked.”

— Ellen Hopkins

“He knew Adam had figured out how he felt. But he didn’t know if he could step off this knife-slender path without destroying what…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“How did Adam do it? He seemed to be able to look past Miles's weirdness and insecurities and awkwardness to see Miles, himself, what…

— Rowan Speedwell

“One day Adam will realize that what he felt for me was just a crazy kind of desperation. We were two people who really…

— Tahereh Mafi

“I feel," he replied, "like a sweaty Englishman molesting a naked statue in the presence of a complete stranger." - Adam”

— Mark Mills