A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Know your audience! With the high level of cultural sensitivity these days, it is often better to err on the side of… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“In his old life, the answer would have been easy: He'd have just put a gun to Vin's head and dragged the… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You're trying to inspire us...on TWITTER. I am sure I'm not the only one who finds this funny. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“She'd suggested that he observe other teens for social cues, and he'd done the job in spades. Yesterday after spending the afternoon… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When Logo offered me my own comedy special, I said, 'Let's make it a double.' — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Daddy just repeated the word, internship . As an alibi, it was a thing of beauty: its overtones of responsibility, of upward… — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
“Money may not buy happiness, but it allows you to shop in better places for it. ” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'd be very happy if someone remembered that there are no capitals in my name. (Sigh) cj petterson” — Cj Petterson Copy Share Image
The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“She believed being so free with her sexuality was empowering, but I wouldn't say taking home a douchebag who would laugh about… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
“He's the navigator, he could probably find you a route to Hawaii underwater.” — Jocelyn White Copy Share Image
“Oh, Lord, she thought. This was crazy. She was being haunted by one ghost and guarded by another.” — Heather Graham Copy Share Image
We try to make the comedy situations more natural and organic .You don't want to be cutesy for cutesy's sake but the… — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
“Once you individuate from the Guru, you’re on your own Guru journey.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“…After all, each story is a Rorschach Test, isn't it? And if people find beasties and bedbugs in my ink-splotches, I cannot… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I've been lucky enough to play many different roles from darker characters to family orientated shows to comedy. — Andrew-Lee Potts Copy Share Image
So I get all the references and I totally get the humor and it's really fun. This - it's kind of a… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
“Tall people are naturally confident. History has proven this - Alexander the Great, Wilt Chamberlain, Gisele.” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The humor and emotion of the 'Do You Want to Build a Snowman' theme makes me cry every time I watch it,… — Edward Kitsis Copy Share Image
A couple of friends and I started a sketch comedy group when we were teenagers, just for fun and to start creating… — Reece Thompson Copy Share Image
“Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee! Mwa-ha mwa-ha! Kee kee kee! Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh! Gah guffaw! Hoo… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar.” — Barbara "Cutie" Cooper Copy Share Image
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan Copy Share Image
“There was pie on the table when Tugs returned. Pie in the Button family meant trouble.” — Anne Ylvisaker Copy Share Image
“I decided we should get married no more of this running-through-the-rain shit. We should live in the same place, sleep in the… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
