Humor Quote by Anne Ylvisaker

“Tugs was surprised to find that the cake was actually pretty dry and not as good as the cakes her own mother made. It…

— Anne Ylvisaker

“Blah, blah, blah. Well, the coconut cream pie was a bust, which leaves the olives. Slippery suckers. I can’t seem to spear one with…

— Nicole Amakan

“...when I offered to either stay and help or go bake a pie, it was the pie that was most needed. It took six…

— Sue Hubbell

“and all I have to remark is, damn the pies!”

— Robert L. Mack

“My dad had too many pies and not enough fingers.” He looked up at the roof. “Or was it too many fingers and not…

— Denise Grover Swank

“Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.”

— Janet Clarkson

“I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.”

— Alice Clayton

What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You got...hit in…

— Anonymous

“You can’t bribe me with pie.” Before he’d finished the sentence, his stomach grumbled loudly in a plea for the pie. The men grinned.…

— Jill Shalvis

“Unless some sweetness at the bottom lie, Who cares for all the crinkling of the pie?”

— Alan Bradley

“Pie makes everybody happy.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“Mrs. Roberts, you remember when Mr. Roberts was out of town and you had me over? The thing we did with the pie? Who…

— Alex Morgan