Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
“I found myself teetering on the edge of Uh-oh , and looking straight down the barrel of Oh, shit. ” — Beth Harbison Copy Share Image
“Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is cannibalism, and is frowned upon in… — Ashley Clegg Copy Share Image
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are, Mr. Stark." "Nonsense. I'm fucking brilliant. Or haven't you heard?” — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
I can remember the times when I started including humor in novels that were suspenseful. I was told you can't do that… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal. — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects,… — Riteish Deshmukh Copy Share Image
When a Boy could get to a girl sense of humor, she has no defense but to fall for him !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“They say the Lord never gives us more than we can bear. This is only true of money and cleavage.” — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
At some point, and maybe it's a function of age, you've had enough of it. You start to slide in other directions.… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
It was liberating to do comedy. It felt like playing in a jazz band. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
I thought, "I don't want to be the only unfunny guy in this movie. I really would like to be somehow involved… — David Morse Copy Share Image
“Why, aren’t you just about as sweet as syrup on a sundae? I sure would appreciate that, ma’am.” He winked. “How’d you… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“To me; reading a book is like watching a movie. Once I start, I can't stop until it's over.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Could it have been anyone, or was it destiny? When I'm considering this I find it helpful to quote the wisdom of… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
I think that when you’re doing a comedy and it makes you laugh, there’s a certain… like you can reject it, and… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Ironically, the only way to see clearly is to stand at a distance. You might be focused, but that doesn't mean you… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Comedy breaks down walls. It frees us for just a moment from the ugliness of this world. — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
“Individuality: ten. Cautiousness: three. Combativeness: nine." She looked over and gave me a wink. "Well, what did you expect from a pirate's… — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
“Hey, it's ten in the morning!' says Person, yelling at two farmers dressed in robes in the distance. 'Don't you think you… — Evan Wright Copy Share Image
“You can't be loony and rich. You've got to be eccentric if you're rich.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Shhh, it's okay Cait, Daddy will be back. I am going to take care of you, just like Uncle Drake takes care… — Brei Betzold Copy Share Image
“I’ll see you there,” Taylor said, and Richardson nodded. Good humor was gone. They were preparing to delve into the Snow White… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian so I'll probably get crucified for saying this, but I think with a lot of comedy the impetus… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been turned down by a girl who afterwards married and then been introduced to her husband? If so you'll… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
