“...We find our greatest peace when we embrace something that gives meaning to our lives. Often, it is love for somebody or… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“The first I knew about it was when a workman arrived at my home yesterday. I asked him if he'd come to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If someone's a nurse and they're going to the Comedy Cellar on a Thursday night and they paid $30 and a two-drink… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.” — Anne Belov Copy Share Image
“He thinks himself rather an exceptional young man, thoroughly sophisticated, well adjusted to his environment, and somewhat more significant than any one… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
It's a really unique job that is a little schizophrenic and you have to kind of do it with a sense of… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
Comedy is the only form of entertainment where the audience doesn't know what to expect. In an evening, you might get ten… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach him to fish he eats for a life time. Take him… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
We sit in a room, laugh, and all come up with comedy situations, which we work out. Sometimes we cross the line,… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down in the… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
“I'll never be the size that has single digits and my thighs will always touch when I walk but I'm ok with… — Sugar Jamison Copy Share Image
“Even if you are eighty years old, or a lesbian, or a strident feminist, or a nun, or an eighty-year-old strident feminist… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Her whisper was, Lyman thought, like a Marlin ripping all the line out of a fishing rod.” — Joe Coomer Copy Share Image
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Absurdly, I punched it because nothing hurts a jellyfish more, nothing affronts their sense of dignity, than an underwater punch in the… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Tiffany learned that Lin had stolen Tiffany’s book title idea: “2 girls 1 cup.” A month ago, Tiffany had confided to Lin… — Lin Xun Copy Share Image
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. — Anne Wilson Schaef Copy Share Image
“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I… — Claire Legrand Copy Share Image
“The arrogant man probably thought his path to heaven was already assured, and that he acted in accordance to God’s will just… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in… — Sarah Chalke Copy Share Image
“Can't we make a blusterer ourselves? asked Jón Hreggviðsson. Can't we scratch that damned sign with the ax-point onto the chopping block… — Halldór Laxness Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
'Billy On The Street' has no doubt always been about the people we talk to. That being said, it thrills me that… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
“Remember I told you I’ve taken a vow of chastity. You understand what that means, right? Yeah,” he said. “You’re very generous.… — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
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