Humor Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert

“She ever marry?" "No." The no sounds like "not in a million years." Like Aunt Alice couldn't marry, like she has one arm and…

— Travis Thrasher

“My dear, the truth must be spoken. I declare I don't think I ever saw a young woman so improvident as you are. When…

— Anthony Trollope

“There comes a time in every woman's life when she is desperately desires to be married. At least, this is what I have always…

— Erynn Mangum

“To them an unmarried woman is an irresponsible one, a failure, a whore, a sex worker most especially when she is not a nun.”

— S. A. David

“a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him.”

— Carol Maloney Scott

I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever.

— Zac Efron

“I suppose an unmarried woman just over thirty, who lives alone and has no apparent ties, must expect to find herself involved or interested…

— Barbara Pym

“Well, what I mean is that I shouldn’t mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband.…

— Thomas Hardy

You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we…

— Oliver Goldsmith

“A woman married. Or she became a nun. Or she died. That was what being a women meant. What then, was she?”

— Katherine Arden