'Scorpion' has so much humor and so much heart and a great deal of action. — Nina Tassler Copy Share Image
I once said, 'Steve Jobs is the American Xavier Niel,' but that was humour. — Xavier Niel Copy Share Image
When Stephen was first diagnosed, we weren't actually going out together, but I was already falling in love with him. He had… — Jane Hawking Copy Share Image
“You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk. He just… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Before Charlotte could utter a syllable, Tristan picked up her gloved hand and kissed her lightly on the knuckles. “Good day, Charlotte,”… — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
“After a dream like that, you're grateful that it was just a dream, that no matter how bad your actual life, it… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead.” — Bethany Frenette Copy Share Image
As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“Crossing the small wooden bridge, just past the rubble, Gabe ducked off to the left and swooped underneath into hiding. Once sure… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Leave me alone, or I will shoot,” a woman’s husky voice rang out through the broken window. “I'm not too afraid to… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“We drove out of New Paltz heading due north. Squeezed into my tiny hatchback, among our boxes and bags, were my dog,… — Kristin Kimball Copy Share Image
Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.” — Ed Toolis Copy Share Image
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“Some people say, "I only want to do God's work." How do you know what God's work is??” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Subject: Sundown Date: June 14 2011 09:35 To: Christian Grey Dear Completely & Utterly Smitten I love waking up with you, too.… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs... or... SIT DOWN so she… — Rachel Copeland Copy Share Image
My home city of Liverpool is known for having a sense of humour because it's experienced dark times. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
“The easiest lie ever told is a truth no one believes."- Sixteen Seconds” — Aubrea Summer Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“A lack of communication with horses has impeded human progress, said Abrenuncio. If we ever broke down the barriers, we could produce… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
“Frederick left the young couple gazing into each other’s eyes. Revolting, the way otherwise sensible people could carry on, he decided. Something… — Caroline Stevermer Copy Share Image
“Noah's mom and dad were academics and socially inept, so Noah had never invited her over to his house because his parents… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
He was wearing a look that she found odd and compelling - that amusement that didn’t seem to pass beyond the surface… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
St. Francis of Assisi was hoeing his garden when someone asked what he would do if he were suddenly to learn that… — Francis of Assisi Copy Share Image
I was a bit of a humour black sheep. I would make these jokes full of irony and dark cynicism and that… — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Even when I do comedy, since I have no training in stand-up, I always approach a character like a character and not… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and… — Trishelle Cannatella Copy Share Image
