“Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“Pray calm yourselves. I have eleven children, and I am twenty-six times a grandma, and I have seen them all through their… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“All right, me darlings. You heard the Captain. Look around and tell ol'Biggo what you thieving rascals grabbed when you ran for… — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
“A lifetime in the business had taught her that, apart from the few good people that work along-side you,nobody is to be… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
“The simple trill of her laugh has not declined over the years; if anything it's been buffeted by her endless sorrows and… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I do some very high energy comedy, vaudeville, music hall stuff, and people who've seen my work on camera, on TV and… — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
I never had a particular brand of comedy, nor did I follow a particular style. — Vivek Copy Share Image
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Don't expect me to tell you apart," Reagan said when this became a routine. "I have short hair," Wren said. "and she… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
If I am comfortable, I say what I want to. But yes, while doing a comedy show, I am slightly reserved as… — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
The irony or humor of my pieces is never really calculated, but they somehow always end up that way. Humor, especially when… — Larissa Sansour Copy Share Image
“There were a great many jokes about the disaster (house falling on and killing Wicked Witch of the East), naturally. "You can't… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“Most of the truly kind people of this world show some measure of discomfort when offered kindness. Their gratitude stems not only… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
My way of dealing with not really fitting in at my very crappy New England high school and junior high was to… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“...true success and prosperity comes when you are right where God wants you to be, doing what He wants you to do.” — Melanie Shankle Copy Share Image
Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
“I would trust you with my life. I'm betting that something evil would appear pleasing but feel foul." Gregori's glittering silver eyes… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
I always like a little comedy because I like to laugh and sometimes drama is funny. But I definitely would love to… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
