As for the demented, I hold it certain that all beings deprived of reason are thus afflicted only by the Devil. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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I want to entertain people, whether it be with a comedy, a drama or a movie. An idea's an idea. — Bruce Nash Copy Share Image
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“The suspect had experienced a ballistic interlude earlier in the evening,” Miss Pao said, “regrettably not filmed, and relieved himself of excess… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
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The naive was only a part of my fairy tales; humor was the real salt in them. — Hans Christian Andersen Copy Share Image
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
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I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“We will start by sketching the recursive algorithm and then add details to get to a full description of the algorithm. Footnote… — Sariel Har-Peled Copy Share Image
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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