Humor Quote by Karen Witemeyer

“It was difficult to understand that he would not come into the bungalow again and that when he got up in the morning she…

— W. Somerset Maugham

“By the end, she cleaned the house so much that she had dust in her eyes and her throat, her knees were scrapped a…

— Prerna Varma

“The clerk tripped on the carpet, hit a window and went through, carrying with him a vase which had been on the sill. His…

— Steve Aylett

“It was a strange staging for death, for the woman on the high bed was dying. Slowly, fighting every inch of the way with…

— John Buchan

“Working with some real dirt seemed fitting for a woman whose hands felt like they would remain forever filthy. She decided to go after…

— Ken Goldman --From SINKHOLE

“She wished to sit down quietly and wait for her death, but not until she had cut the throats of her man and that…

— Katherine Anne Porter

“She could see the headlines now. ‘Spinster dies alone in her condo. No one discovered her corpse for three days.’ She had been so…

— Diane Merrill Wigginton

“He’d never had anything like her. Everything he’d given her, she’d given right back to him. And when she had bit him during that…

— Sarah J. Maas

“On the night she died and they took her away, her husband collapsed, and in his sleep he heard her—she was there, and she…

— Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

“She was a little bit of a thing with a light untidy fluff of hair and a nose which went pink in moments of…

— Patricia Wentworth

“She had to think about the future, her mother said. Marriage. She was sixteen now. It was time. The word made her sick to…

— Kimberly Cutter

“He had a curiously stunted sense of humor and loved practical jokes that veered dangerously close to cruelty. Once on a hot day he…

— Bill Bryson