“It is the way in which the Dark returns, Harrier. I will explain, if you like." "Oh, no," Harrier said. "I'd much… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always… — Phil Keoghan Copy Share Image
I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring. 'Serious acting' is the kind of… — Andrew Scott Copy Share Image
“Sex with an ex Is it ever really painless or just inviting stress? I mean, really Who does that? Oh wait, I’m… — Natasha Ramsey Copy Share Image
Everybody in my family's funny. Being funny was highly encouraged in our family, I think. — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said about drinking a carafe of wine by yourself ... I just can't remember at the moment what… — Gerard de Marigny Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His books commingled democratically, united under the all-inclusive flag of Literature. Some were vertical, some horizontal, and some actually placed behind others.… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Venerable age had not, for him, arranged that derelict landscape against which it is privileged to sit and pick its nose, break… — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
So tenaciously should we cling to the world revealed by the Gospel, that were I to see all the Angels of Heaven… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to… — Colin Baker Copy Share Image
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“Happiness is a tricky business. It may not have as much to do with doing as it has to do with not… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm not a big 'scripted comedy' person necessarily. I'm open for wherever comedy can be found. — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Kira: L, do you know Gods of death love apples? L: Damn you, Kira...” — Tsugumi Ohba Copy Share Image
My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“You know how they say you have to first love yourself before you love another? I did. I didn't like it. I'm… — Vasu Ritu Primlani Copy Share Image
You can handle anything if you think you can. Just keep your cool and your sense of humor. — Smiley Blanton Copy Share Image
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I often see people on the streets dressed as objects and handing out leaflets. I tend to avoid leaflets but it breaks… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There are all kinds of humor and I have largely indulged in clean comedy. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The best comedy you can ever have is when you're in the pub with your mates. You can never beat that. That's… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Comedy and drama are like two different sports; they both require athleticism but they're different. — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
