Humor Quote by Claire Gibson Download Open image ““Are you a degenerate, Fisher?" "I'm working on it.”” — Claire Gibson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“working to my potential.' It's like every teacher I have has some sort of manual to use when talking to me. She finished with,… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
“I understand that he is made up of working cells, just like me--crowded and confused pieces of genius that have been tampered with and… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“I am a degenerate trying to master the art of calling myself complete without my demons smirking at the falsehood of that sentiment.” — Hala Abdullah Copy Share Image
“Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a waitress.” — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“I don't think I'd mind working on a cheese counter. It would leave my mind free to do whatever it wanted - which is… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
