Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
I think that doing comedy and playing Dwight is a service. Not to get grandiose about it, but I have a talent… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“I swear, sometimes talking to you is like trying to converse with a tree. A very big, very solid, very male tree.” — Julie Ann Walker Copy Share Image
I sometimes think humor and satire are more effective techniques for expressing social statements than direct comment. — Kristin Hunter Copy Share Image
Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity. — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
“More and more, it was beginning to be borne in upon me what a particularly difficult chap Gussie was to help. He… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Humor is really one of the hardest things to define, very hard. And it's very ambiguous. You have it or you don't.… — Heinrich Böll Copy Share Image
“I know it looks like a straw mop but I don’t look like the girl on that magazine do I?” — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
I like doing what I do, but I like having the opportunity to do different things, and obviously comedy would be a… — Jason Wiles Copy Share Image
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny. — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
“Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all…” — Gary Hopkins Copy Share Image
“The patter of tentative footfalls reached my ears. I flipped on my side to face the door and saw Ansel wander by.… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“This is the sixty-nine,” I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers—two of them —on the… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“Is it hot in here? I’m sweating like a Christian in science class.” — Aaron B. Powell Copy Share Image
“I am asking Scribners to insert as a subtitle in everything after the eighth printing THE SUN ALSO RISES (LIKE YOUR COCK… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you… — Robert Morrissette Copy Share Image
I think my strength as a performer is my ability to straddle the fence between comedy and tragedy. — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
Ive got 2 grand in my pockets thats itching to turn into 12 bucks and a hangover — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in.… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Humor is really important to me. All my favorite writers are writers I consider to be funny, including Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, even… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“Take my advice,” Victor said and Nate’s eyes shifted to him again, “get the girl pregnant. It worked for me with Laura.”… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.” — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
“Just give me a second to get my wind back. Who the hell put that pole there?” — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
“Josh likes to say he put the funk in 'functional'. Personally I think he just put the ass in 'embarrassing', but, hey,… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Professor Longbottom only assigned us to write about spynuswort because it’s one of the three most useful plants in the magical world.… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
I was crazy about silent comedy - in the old days, and crazy about Japanese movies. — Keith Johnstone Copy Share Image
“Herr Kafka, essen Sie keine Eier." (As one and only piece of dialog K recalls from his meeting with Rudolf Steiner -… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“I just decided something. Your instructor is hotter than any of the Archangels. For real. I just changed your contact name from… — Aron Lewes Copy Share Image
“Planning to be a seducer was difficult enough. Talking about it with the seducee would be impossible.” — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
