Humor Quote by George V. Higgins Download Open image ““This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”” — George V. Higgins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life
“Do you know how hard it is to get stupid people to do smart things?” — Terri Anne Browning Copy Share Image
Show the reader what the character thinks about, and then the reader will think about it too. — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
Nobody ever got started on a career as a writer by exercising good judgment, and no one ever will, either, so the sooner you… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
“The customary blizzard of pigeons wheeled briefly across the walk and settled back around an old lady who fed them from a large, wrinkled,… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
“Nobody ever got started on a career as a writer by exercising good judgment, and no one ever will, either, so the sooner you… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
Rental formal wear of the sky-blue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings. — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
The characters are telling you the story. I’m not telling you the story, they’re going to do it. If I do it right, you… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
The Red Sox are a religion. Every year we re-enact the agony and the temptation in the Garden. Baseball child's play? Hell, up here… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do. — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image