I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around. — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
Passion and kindness are the most attractive qualities. Sense of humour is up there, but kindness becomes more important as you get… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
“A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki” — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is… — John Irving Copy Share Image
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside. — Ernst Lubitsch Copy Share Image
The words we use have weight. Whether it's in a conversation with a friend or something said publicly on stage or broadcast.… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Comedy, unlike drama, demands surprise. You can't quietly and thoughtfully enjoy a comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
“The definitive study of the herd instincts of astronomers has yet to be written, Fernie said, but there are times when we… — Michael Brooks Copy Share Image
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“What about the whiskey?" Jack said as they ran. "Won't it keep them out?" The Green Maidens don't drink anything but blood."… — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
Sometimes, songs spill out of you very fast, and sometimes you have to wrangle them to the floor. But the same thing… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
“Jayden cried out, "Shit, are you pissing on me?" With her eyes wide, she shook her head. "No, I think my water… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.” — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Thor spake: "In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now… — Henry Adams Bellows (trans Copy Share Image
“Rampant male predator’,” Simon said, shaking his head. “Blatant, Archer.” “Would you prefer ‘alpha male’?” Jeremy asked. “I do occasionally feel the… — M. Chandler Copy Share Image
“Sawing a lady in half is easy. Sawing a lady in half and then joining her up together again is less easy,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Drama is easier to do because you just have to have the emotion and not get caught acting, but comedy is much… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
