People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
“He wanted a home. He wanted a family. He wanted to have friends. But none of those things were realistic. At least… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
It's so cool to be in an ensemble because you're in something that's bigger than yourself, and it's even crazier to be… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“Colin: "1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex." He looked truly puzzled.” — Nina Bangs Copy Share Image
“Why don't you come with me?" "Why? Where are you going?" "Home. I've had enough. I hate England." "Hate England?" It was… — Geraldine McCaughrean Copy Share Image
I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast Copy Share Image
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“I hear myself saying these words: What this movement is about is options. I say it to friends who are frustrated, or… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I want to do a black comedy with Homi Adajania and also want to work with Vishal Bhardwaj, Imtiaz Ali and Anurag… — Kirron Kher Copy Share Image
“What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
“Daddy said you're a flat-chested old maid who probably sleeps with your legs crossed.” — Patricia Watters Copy Share Image
“No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Yuki (in a standoff with Zero): We're going to stay like this until vol. 10? Why...don't we sit down...Zero? Zero: I can't.… — Matsuri Hino Copy Share Image
I really like people who can do both drama and comedy and not some like middle of the road do both drama… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
I vary from issue to issue and Im not party political at all. I think its important in comedy not to come… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
