Humor Quote by Roz Chast

“Manhattan is a narrow island surrounded by various miscellaneous items.”

— Roz Chast

You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll…

— Roz Chast

Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

— Roz Chast

Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.

— Roz Chast

As I would soon learn myself, cleaning up what a parent leaves behind stirs up dust, both literal and metaphorical. It dredges up memories.…

— Roz Chast

Even under the best of circumstances - in twenty-first century America at least - caring for elderly parents ain't no place for sissies.

— Roz Chast

I used to love to draw things that made me laugh or made friends laugh. When I was 13 or 14, I started thinking,…

— Roz Chast

I gave up on ever trying to get 'my way.' I barely knew it existed.

— Roz Chast

I love seeing original cartoons. You get to see the artist's corrections, like erasures or Wite-Out or patches, and you get to see the…

— Roz Chast

Theres something about most phobias where theres a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen.

— Roz Chast

The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not.

— Roz Chast

“Never put bananas in the refrigerator.”

— Roz Chast