Humor Quote by Patricia Watters Download Open image ““Daddy said you're a flat-chested old maid who probably sleeps with your legs crossed.”” — Patricia Watters ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“What gives, O my little sister? Come thou and have a nice lay-down with your malenky droog in this bed.” — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
“And the way you dress reminds me of an unmade bed!" "Does that mean you'd like to lie on top of me?" he asked.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Well, what the fuck makes you think Grandpa wants to sleep in the same room as you?” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“I was just about to get up when Dad rushed into the kitchen. He was in pajamas, which was totally bizarre. Dad never came… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to?” — Joannah Miley Copy Share Image
“Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. ' Excuse me? ” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“At night we would lie down and snuggle like an old married couple.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I was asleep.” “You’re not asleep now.” “You wouldn’t be either if you woke up to hear a woman outside of your house claiming… — Maria Luis Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image