Humor Quote by Stephen King

“At the time, I must have been in my late twenties, a young man at the prime of his desires for a woman’s company.…

— Khaled Hosseini

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You bring out a different kind of horny in me— the kind that wants to buy furniture as well as fuck on it. The…

— Sarina Bowen

“If there are young ladies in the world at her time of life more dull of fancy and more careless of pleasing, I know…

— Jane Austen

“Do you have any idea how much it turns me on, knowing something of mine has been cradling your sweet pussy all day long?”

— Tessa Bailey

“Hookers in whore houses awaiting drunkards at dawn who can't get it up. Broken sprung beds. Sulking, sagging and stained. Foreplay forgotten. Failed and…

— Harry Whitewolf

“But every man has a cock, and every man knows how to use it for his pleasure. Maybe if he’s good, he knows how…

— K.D. Grace

“She put the steaming mutton down in front and he smacked his lips 'they taught you something where you came from, anyway,' he said.…

— Daphne du Maurier

“He's coming to hate the gratitude of women. It is like being fawned on by rabbits, or like being covered with syrup: you can't…

— Margaret Atwood

“Can we have breakfast now? No matter how sweet it is, a man can’t live on pussy alone.”

— Rene Webb

“You show me a teenager who doesn’t like to be flattered and I’ll show you a teenager who’s got a steady source of sex.”

— Dale Peck

“I know when a man's hungry. And if you'd use your woman parts more often, you'd know, too!”

— Nalini Singh