“I say the phrase “You Bitch! I’ll kill you! I’ll murder your whole family!” entirely too much even though I’m laughing when… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize… — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
“Of course, we in the West like to pat ourselves on the back and say we're more tolerant, and we are--but tolerance… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“THE FINAL TOUCH Portrait of nobody in particular Idiots are really one hundred per cent when they are also intelligent.” — Piet Hein Copy Share Image
I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“She talked all the way back to the office, looking up at me eagerly through her slanted glasses, shoving the hair back… — Jack Finney Copy Share Image
“Each day of the week, Kalist indulges himself in a different, secret ritual. On Mondays, he wears cologne. On Tuesdays, he eats… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
A lot of the time, a comedy script is just dialogue, and that's the main thing you have to worry about. — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
