“I think you were going to stop the Black Plague armed with one guard, one mad scientist, a rubber man, and a… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Like most humans, I am hungry...our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined… — M.F.K. Fisher Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“People who come first in class never get good marks in the report card of Life. After all who asks you your… — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.” — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum Copy Share Image
“You’re fucking kidding me, right?” “I don’t kid about fucking.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Ally turned her attention back to Brian Byrne. "So what do you do for a living when you're not searching out your… — Nina Bangs Copy Share Image
People say that Marion, the girl I played in Requiem for a Dream, was pretty dark, too, so I guess I should… — Jennifer Connelly Copy Share Image
“They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Human life is a combination of tragedy and comedy. The shapes and designs that surround us are the music accompanying this tragedy… — Alvar Aalto Copy Share Image
I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
