“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“[...] Who are you?" He thought about that. "I'm a boy who doesn't exist," he said, eventually.” — Kathryn James Copy Share Image
I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“Just think of it as a picnic with guns and monsters instead of mosquitoes and ants. Do we have fun or what?” — Laurence Yep Copy Share Image
“How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?” “I shot him with an arrow.” “What kind of arrow?” “A… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.” — George Will Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wyoming, to Annie, was represented by a blank, bleak space in her imagination. It was a place she could hide. The worst… — Kevin Wilson Copy Share Image
“Clever isn't the same as sensible," said Susan, "and they do say that if you wish to walk the path to wisdom… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When you told me you wrote a book, I laughed. Then I read it, and I wasn't laughing any more. It was… — My Husband about Demon Mine Copy Share Image
The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits -… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
“Day had gotten a little nervous during one session when the doctor asked God how he would handle someone hurting Day now… — A.E. Via Copy Share Image
“Lonzo made a show of patting down his pockets "Damn, I must have left my rope and grappling hook in my other… — Alexis Morgan Copy Share Image
“It seem that there is not much of a difference between criticism and advice. It all depends on how the other person… — Cheese in the Trap Copy Share Image
“New Rule: You don't have to put the cap back on the bottled water after every sip. It's water, not a genie.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“She's got legs like a stork, no arse worth speaking of, and great cow-like eyes. call that a woman?' 'You just like… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
I'm a Christian-libertarian-environmentalist-capitalist-lunatic. It's a humorous way for me to describe that I'm not stereotypical. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
“The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us.” — Ernst Kretschmer Copy Share Image
“There are now skin products supposedly created with 24-karat gold extract. I guess if financial times got really tough, you could always… — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
“When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“The man gave Dodger a cursory glance that had quite a lot of curse in it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
